Saturday, June 23, 2007

A Life in the Day (20)

....................THE ROAD....................
GOOD MORNING STAR SHINE , THE EARTH SAYS HELLO............YOU TWINKLE OUT FURTHER .........WE TWINKLE BELOW.........(tra la -tra la...... ).....GOOD MORNING STAR SHINE ,YOU LEAD US ALONG..............AS WE SING OUR EARLY MORNING SINGING SONG............................SCHOOBIE DO DOWA , SHOOBIE DO DOWA , lala , ho.h....................
I'm singing this at probably 1am ,(remember , it circa. 1964, going 60 MPH, south on highway 101 on my way to Mexico and scared shitless! (WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING ? ).......I really have NO idea! All that keeps going Thur my mind are pictures of "body bags", on C B S , N B C , A B C , AND INVITATIONS TO ATTEND THE FUNERALS OF MY DEAD CLASSMATES! ........................
Here I'm 17 years old with the only ability to survive resting in the upbringing of my Father and His desire that I read ALL subjects in as MANY varied genre !
Well let's get along with the rest of the story..................
OK , It's about 3 am and I'm cold , REALLY COLD!, and I gotta pee ! (that's' funny now, then I had a bladder the size of Montana ! and when I pee-d , it was with the force of "old faithful" , now I have a bladder the size of a golf ball and when I pee , I'm lucky if I can put out a match with a dribble! ha ha ha ha! ..........) I know! too much information! lol
Well I picked one of those rest stops on the highway even there then. so I pulled over to , 1)PEE and 2) TO GET SOME SHUTEYE. Little did I know that I was about to get one of my first LIFE LESSONS on this road of LIFE! (ergo , the title- A Life in the Day)...............
OK , so after my pit stop I encounter a........
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