Tuesday, September 4, 2007

A Life In The Day (29)

BE WARNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told you to go pee before you read this entry !!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .........OK
OK , so I said earlier that I was perty good, HELL NO ! I was GREAT with my WHAMO SLINGSHOT! ha ha ha . And I was the food gather-er. and how I loved to rub it in to Joel .
OK , OK , OK ................(the ONLY IMPRESSION I DO -JOE PESSICE- ) ha ha ha ha . So as we are going South but East of Zacatecas , to be close but not IN any big cities , ( the small towns were just fine for us. ), and Joel STILL had the opportunity to VISIT bordellos . (HA HA HA HA HA .....Joel had CREATED HIS OWN MONSTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ) , and WE STILL HAD plenty OF MOTA ! AND WE DID LISTEN TO "EL ZAPATA's " injunction about NOT going into ANY city with this GREAT shit!
Did you know that there are some REALLY BEAUTIFUL forest areas in South Eastern portions of Mexico? anyway , ........... ha ha ha ha ...........OK ,so NOW think about the LAST EPISODE of
"STAR WARS", with the little furry teddy bears ? The FOREST PLANET ? ha ha ha ha ...
think about it ! IT WILL BE COMING UP A BIT LATER ! ha ha ha ha ha ...................
OK , Joel and I are going on our merry way and to go North of Mexico City , but South of San Luis Potosi . really between the 2 .
So as Joel and I are riding thru the combination of deserts and lush forest we begin to see more Game and Joel decides to become a DAVID to the GOLIATH of GAME , and starts practicing on a "SLING" that He made so at least He can say that He brings in food now! ..........ha ha ha ha ha ha ................sorry , but it get a whole lot better as it goes along .................
As the days go on , Joel starts to practice with his sling, when I go off to get some meat and tubers, there are times that I had a good day and bagged meat easily, and came back to the camp to see Joel practicing on cacti . I gotta give Joel credit for stick-to-it-ness. He REALLY tried hard at mastering the SLING ! and if push comes to shove , outta 10 shots? at least 1 hit close to the cactus ! ha ha ha ha.......(IT GETS BETTER !) ......ha ha ha ha ha ...........in time He did get better to the N'th degree ! ( BUT NOT YET !!!!) ROTF - HMS - LMAO !
So now We are in the territory of , or close to the town of , Teocelo on our way to Veracruz,
and for the most part we had what I come to think was normal passage . We met many nice people of /from surrounding villages. Many of whom were envious and some but not few were glad that they were not wanderers and seemed to be happy to have their own land.
One couldn't look down at them , one could only look at them with awe and respect.
OK , so Joe and I are South of Jalapa on our way to Veracruz , We wanted to go to the sea for fun and girls ! ha ha ha ha ........So as we are on our way and still in the desert Joel wants to impress me by showing off His skills with the sling...............ha ha ha ha ha ha ..................................... ( here it comes folks ! )....... OK , so we are in litely treed woods and He says, " lets go hunting! " , I say, "what the fuck. ok.", He takes the lead and we come across a herd (?) , of JAVOLINAS .
editors note :
Peccary, also javelina, common name for a small, nocturnal wild pig, confined to the southwestern United States south to central Argentina. It is 0.8 to 1.1 m (2.6 to 3.6 ft) long, 44 to 69 cm (17 to 27 in) high at the shoulder, weighs about 14 to 40 kg (31 to 88 lb), and has grizzled gray-black or brown-black hair. Three species are known. The collared peccary, with a white neck band, is wide-ranging; it roams in groups of 2 to 50 animals, feeding on insects, roots, fruit, and reptiles. The white-lipped peccary is a less common, slightly larger forest dweller that runs in herds of up to several hundred individuals. The Chacoan peccary, with longer legs, ears, and snout, was originally described from subfossil remains, and was thought to have become extinct some 11,000 years ago. A live animal was subsequently discovered in Argentina, and was first reported in scientific literature in 1975.
OK , enough of that , so we come across a small heard of Javolinas and we start approaching them , ha ha ha ha ha ..... and now Joel reaches in his pocket for a smooth stone from a river bed we had passed and seats it in the pouch , ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ........ (sorry folks, but I know whats coming up ! ) , ..ha ha ha ha ...........OK , so picture a classic GREEK statue of a GREEK JAVELIN THROWER and you are seeing Joel , up and twirling the stone in His sling around His head, ha ha ha ha ha ha aha .....................with His arm pointing out in front of him pointing at the Javolinas.
the animals He intends to hit ! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..........(GO PEE NOW FOLKS ! )............ha ha ha ha ha ..........So there Joel is standing up twirling the sling above His head , ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , and it catches on His out stretched hand and drops down in the level of the swing and ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and starts to rap around His arm and neck , ha ha ha ha ha like that little EWOK from STAR WARS , (remember Him ? ) HA HA HA HA
and like in the movie it wraps around his neck and arm with rapidity in ever shortening circles at the same time gathering speed until it slaps Him up along side the head and knocked Him cold ! ROTF-HMS-LMAO , HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ....................................
I couldn't help myself .I fell down on the ground LAUGHING SO HARD rolling in the dirt like "PIG PEN " FROM THE comic strip PEANUTS , tears STREAMING HA HA HA HA HA DOWN MY FACE , HA HA HA HA , AND i HADN'T peed YET BEFORE wE WENT OUT ON THE ha ha ha ha THE HUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA H A..........and I peed my pants , HA HA HA HA HA , and didn't care !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ........
I should have been concerned with Joels' health and well being , BUT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA...........(tears now even come to my eyes!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ), i couldn't stoppppppp...................

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